Monday, December 1, 2008

Not Me Monday..

1. I did NOT go to a DR appt Friday without any panties on. That would be tacky.
2. I did NOT do this non underwear thing because I hate to do laundry and was thinking this could be some miracle help to save me loads of laundry. NOT
3. I did NOT then have a panic when the nurse tells me to strip down and put a gown on because the DR was going to do a test on me.
4. I did NOT have a serious OMG what am I going to do when the nurse said be sure to leave your panties on.
5. I did NOT cringe when she said leave the gown untied in the back. Is she serious? Yep.
6. I then did NOT stand there rubbing my hands over my face saying THINK AMY ..THINK fast. Panic was what comes to my mind.
7.. I then did NOT stand there thinking OMG what in the world am I going to do. And I then did NOT look at some items they had on the cart. There is NO way I would consider trying something with a glove. I am dead serious. I did NOT stand there trying to make it work. Just FYI the Glove would not work. What was I NOT thinking. Panic was getting worse.
8. I then did NOT think maybe I can do something with a sock. And yep..there was no socks on my feet with my flip flops. Dangit. Amy wear the extras...Like underwear ...socks...
9. I then did NOT just think I needed to go to some type of mental help therapy when I found out that the test would be a shock electrical test where my legs may fly up and down. WHAT? You are NOT serious. Yep. I can see it now. Me no panties on and my legs flying up and down and all around.
What was I thinking? Seems like when I got dressed that day I was NOT thinking.
10. I then did NOT think..oh well strip down Amy and be glad you lost almost 95 pounds. It could be worse NOT.
11. I then did NOT think...I have my Not Monday post. NOT ME. HA

12. I did NOT have a split second wonder of did I really Pee Pee on my 4 year old.. I had just woken up and had to check... well things happen. LOL. Oh BTW even if you ask Cole...
I really did NOT pee pee on him. LOL


He And Me + 3 said...

Great list...I am busting a gut over here. Still love the pee pee one. Guess you will be doing more laundry this week. LOL

Lisa said...

OMG - YOU ARE KILLIN ME. That was hilarious and I can't believe your tried to make a new invention "medical glove panties". LOL - That is so funny!!

JANE said...

ROFL!!! I've been laughing loud enough my 14 yr old came to see what was goiing on. But no, I did NOT let him read it! Oh girl, I can soooo see me doing that!!!!!!!

PS Warner Robbins, Oh My, so how did you become a Tide fan? My DH converted me when we started dating, he was soooooo proud!!

Shannon said...

I am laughing so hard right now!!! This has to be the best "Not Me! Monday" post ever. Hilarious!

Always Been Different said...

you are one funny Lady!!! Thanks for making me laugh

~Pam~ said...

I am cracking up here!! What a great post!! Thank you for sharing and have a good week!

Keli said...

This is the best Not Me post EVER! I am rolling on the floor laughing! Amy - this is hilarious!!! The glove? BWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA xo Keli

Allmykids123 said...

First of all ... 95 pounds?!?!? That's fantastic! Please let us know how you did it.

I was cracking up about your panty-less adventure. Girl, we would get along great!!

Keyona said...

I just about pee'd my pants reading this. This is the funniest Not Me EVER!! :o)