Here we go....
This week I so did NOT have many conversations about other bloggers BOOBS.
This week I did NOT have one but two fellow bloggers tell me their boob/ bra size.
I was NOT impressed and I did NOT then wonder if I could get me some like that when I have my operations. LOL
I then did NOT see pictures of these two bragging bloggers and I did NOT check out their boobs. That would be very odd.
And of course I then did NOT think out loud...wow they do have great Boobs. Dang them.
And I did NOT wonder if there might be a great boob job involved ..Sorry I could NOT help it.
And NO I did NOT think..I want boobs like that.
I mean that would be weird. Right?
Please my fellow bloggers.... have these Davisix and Keli told you about their boobs? They are pretty impressive. LOL
Love ya Ang and Keli..
I decided this week that I was going to fix all that was wrong with me...and as we know that is a lot right now. So I decided to start with a bikini wax. Now the reason I THOUGHT I could do this myself is..I had one done maybe 6 weeks ago and I was sure I could save the money and do it myself. How bad can it be?
PRETTY DARN BAD...You may be asking well how bad...
I so did NOT Get the wax strip ..and warm it and was ready. I CAN do this was my slogan. I so did NOT get it on there and I go to pull and OMG...OH dang it to heck and back...OUCH..tears and what the HECK were you thinking Amy did NOT go through my head...
Now what? What what what am I to do..I can not pull the strip off..I am a wimp. I can not leave the strip..well I did think I might be able to...I mean...is it that odd to have that on my body till it falls off? I am just say?
So I sit there..with tears running down my face freaking out...thinking Get it off me...I try so hard to rip it off...but I can not. Did I mention I used the BIG strip...
So I decide to take a hot shower and some soap and for 45 minutes I worked on this dang strip...
Okay...I will NEVER EVER think $25 is too much to have someone else rip my bikini hair out.
I am so NOT wondering if this whole post is TMI. But I am NOT going to worry. I will NOT blame it on my pain meds.