Monday, December 8, 2008

Not Me Monday..


Here we go....
This week I so did NOT have many conversations about other bloggers BOOBS.
This week I did NOT have one but two fellow bloggers tell me their boob/ bra size.
I was NOT impressed and I did NOT then wonder if I could get me some like that when I have my operations. LOL
I then did NOT see pictures of these two bragging bloggers and I did NOT check out their boobs. That would be very odd.
And of course I then did NOT think out loud...wow they do have great Boobs. Dang them.
And I did NOT wonder if there might be a great boob job involved ..Sorry I could NOT help it.
And NO I did NOT think..I want boobs like that.
I mean that would be weird. Right?
Please my fellow bloggers.... have these Davisix and Keli told you about their boobs? They are pretty impressive. LOL
Love ya Ang and Keli..
I decided this week that I was going to fix all that was wrong with me...and as we know that is a lot right now. So I decided to start with a bikini wax. Now the reason I THOUGHT I could do this myself is..I had one done maybe 6 weeks ago and I was sure I could save the money and do it myself. How bad can it be?
PRETTY DARN BAD...You may be asking well how bad...
I so did NOT Get the wax strip ..and warm it and was ready. I CAN do this was my slogan. I so did NOT get it on there and I go to pull and OMG...OH dang it to heck and back...OUCH..tears and what the HECK were you thinking Amy did NOT go through my head...
Now what? What what what am I to do..I can not pull the strip off..I am a wimp. I can not leave the strip..well I did think I might be able to...I mean...is it that odd to have that on my body till it falls off? I am just say?
So I sit there..with tears running down my face freaking out...thinking Get it off me...I try so hard to rip it off...but I can not. Did I mention I used the BIG strip...
So I decide to take a hot shower and some soap and for 45 minutes I worked on this dang strip...
Okay...I will NEVER EVER think $25 is too much to have someone else rip my bikini hair out.
I am so NOT wondering if this whole post is TMI. But I am NOT going to worry. I will NOT blame it on my pain meds.

13 comments:

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Oh wow!!! Maybe I will need to check out my droopy girls just to even out the nice ladies with perky ones...totally jealous of perky ones!! =)

As far as the bikini wax is concerned, girl...I am aching for you...You may want to try this stuff called SHOWER POWER...it works like a dream without all the tears....available at Walgreens!

Shannon said...

That is HYSTERICAL!!!!! You know that picture Ang has on her blog of the 4 gals at Thanksgiving. Well I did NOT notice she has nice, um, boobs in that picture. That would be weird.

I love this post. You really cracked me up. I'll be praying for you this week.

He And Me + 3 said...

Oh, girl...that hurts...holy cow. I cannot even imagine. You are right, give up the 25.00 and have it done by someone who knows how to rip it right. LOL

Kimber said...

You are cracking me up. Did you really find Edward stockings? My stepdaughter would love that. Great list.

Florida Girl said...

Your list is so funny! I love your ideas about sponsoring a child & the ornament swap! Keep us posted. (Sorry I'm a few days behind on your posts.) I'm still praying, though!

Stacy C. said...

The whole post is so funny!!!

Leave the waxing to the pros!

bluesuede said...

Well, uh, I've never had a bikini wax because, uh, I ain't ever going to wear one -- not even bikini panties! Just for you, Amyb -- LMBO. BUT, I did stomp on a huge spider in my friend's office before I realized he was stuck to one of those pads that catch creeping critters. It stuck to my shoe and it took forever to get it off. At least is wasn't stuck to my skin. Ouch...ouch...ouch..!!!

Christy said...

I found you via another blog and I'm in tears now after reading about your bikini wax. There's an email that's been floating around for a few years of this exact thing and hit's also hysterical! I think you could probably relate!

I'm off to get to know you more!

God Bless

Adventure girl wanna be said...

OMW! So funny! I love reading these!

TuTu's Bliss said...

LOL I have never ever had boob envy..because mine are just right..straight and center. MY nipples do NOT point EAST and severe West..nope, not me. LOL and I am NOT tempted to go see what all the fuss it, gotta go :)

TuTu's Bliss said...

I did not type "it" instead of is..I check ALL my comments before sending

Davisix said...

Just so you all know....Amy just sent me an e-mail asking if I was offended at her talking about my boobs. Ummmm, NO! I am flattered....and blushing a little. You might have explained WHY we left you our boob size! I don't want them thinking we just felt like sharing...random! hehehe

Keli said...

OH.MY.GOSH!! No you di'ent!!! hee hee!!! Um, I received an email also asking if I was offended, NOPE! But gee whiz girl, you could tell them why we chose to divulge our "size"! It's all in the bra, girls...haha that didn't sound right...how about the "type" of bra!

And the waxing??? What were you thinking??? OUCH!!!!!