Monday, March 16, 2009

Not Me Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Another week of the things I did not do.......
I did NOT get on the scale this morning and when I looked down say very loud ..This this THAT number that I said if I got to I would consider cutting off a butt cheek...and then I said Cancer or no cancer. The butt is gotta go. People I am telling you...things are out of hand.

I did NOT get a lot obsessed with butts this morning and happen to be reading a blog where a cool blogger posted about getting a treadmill and had a link to her butt. So I did NOT then go and click the link to see if her butt was bigger then mine. Then I did NOT say out loud....her butt is not big at all. That would NOT only be odd but weird.


Philip did NOT ask me if we had a hiding place for any clean towels. That would mean that either I really did have a hiding place or there were NO clean towels yet again.

Last but the best ...my DH did NOT stand outside the bathroom door as I was getting sick and say Hey Amy is there a way we can get someone to come in do the floors? Granted I know he has a serious back issue and can not do them and I am sick with my treatments ..HENCE SICK in bathroom is NOT the right time to ask such a question....EVER AGAIN. Okay he probably did not know I was throwing up. Maybe? Ya think?

I am NOT wishing I had someone to come in and do my floors..this week.

BTW ...I am NOT thinking some of you mommies out there need to be more supportive and helpful with my FISH problem. One day you ladies will need me and I will NOT be there. Wink Wink. I will always be there...Now go post on my fish story and be supportive unlike some who ask things like why did you do this or that. The fish is gone. This is NOT the time to blame me. Ha



10 comments:

carma said...

thank you for stopping by my blog, where I coincidentally also mention the word "butt" in my Not Me post today :D

Grace said...

I'd like to know when is it okay to blame you... lmbo...

okay.. I'm off to the fish post...

Shannon said...

Funny lady. I really cracked up with the clean towels. I'm worried you may have shot the laundry fairy again. Yes, you know I HAD to bring that up. :)

Mari said...

You are so funny! I do wish I lived close enough - I would come and do your floors.

Lori said...

No clean towels!!!! Very funny!

Kristen said...

Aww. Did you really say my butt wasn't that big? I LOVE you. I'm coming over right now to clean your floors. You'll pay for my airfare right?
Clean towels? I keep those in the laundry hamper...worst case scenario, on a toilet paper roll. lol!

Aspiemom said...

Let's see, how long would it take me to drive to your place to do your floors? (I think it would be easier to have your daughter do them! Time I got back home they would need it again!)

Any way you can blame the floor situation on the fish demise? You are too funny about everyone blaming YOU! lol

April said...

Amy~
I just had to laugh when I read your post about the fish...I couldn't help it! So sorry for Spaghetti Tail's demise! I really mean that! :)

Clean towels? Hmmm...I think we're running low, too! I'd best get a load going ASAP!

Your butt comments cracked me up! You are too funny, I tell ya!

Florida Girl said...

Great list! Yes, I said similar words when I stepped on the scale too, & I relate to the towel thing. Love it! Oh, & I'm cracking up at your fish story. Poor Cole. I'm sure he's noticed it by now- what did you do?

misty said...

I always love your not me's...I am late here but laughing so hard ...this makes my day!