Monday, March 2, 2009
Not Me Monday
It’s that time again. Time for confessions of all things you did NOT (really did) do this past week. This wonderful little (not so much) group therapy session was created by the fantastic MckMama. Are you ready?
I did NOT get a little bummed that Reed's grades were all pretty good because we made a deal if they were not he would have to get his hair cut. Dang him for trying so hard.
In fact I did NOT say to him when I looked at it say to him...you did this on purpose to make me mad..ha. And he said yes..and flipped his hair at me as he walked out.
I did NOT lay in bed all weekend and smell something ..that is actually good and wonder how that happen and what it is. How odd considering I have not cleaned in gosh knows how long.
So I am NOT thinking that if I cleaned it would take away that smell so I should not clean..Tell me your thoughts?
I did NOT spend a week trying to find some dang PINK body wash that my not so sweet child hid from me. I will NOT remember way too long. Ha.
I am NOT a little proud of her that she is so sneaky. But do not tell her. Notice the not is not a NOT. So that means really do NOT. Did you get that?
I did NOT call my mom on her work phone and explain to her that God gave moms the ..well crud I can not spell it even with spell check..so lets just say the belly button cord..Okay so I did NOT call her work answering machine and say Mom God gave you the belly button cord with me because we are attached and you are 535 miles away ..and there is not one that long....so she needs to come fast.
Posted at 8:40 AM