Monday, March 2, 2009

Not Me Monday


It’s that time again. Time for confessions of all things you did NOT (really did) do this past week. This wonderful little (not so much) group therapy session was created by the fantastic MckMama. Are you ready?

I did NOT get a little bummed that Reed's grades were all pretty good because we made a deal if they were not he would have to get his hair cut. Dang him for trying so hard.

In fact I did NOT say to him when I looked at it say to him...you did this on purpose to make me mad..ha. And he said yes..and flipped his hair at me as he walked out.

I did NOT lay in bed all weekend and smell something ..that is actually good and wonder how that happen and what it is. How odd considering I have not cleaned in gosh knows how long.

So I am NOT thinking that if I cleaned it would take away that smell so I should not clean..Tell me your thoughts?

I did NOT spend a week trying to find some dang PINK body wash that my not so sweet child hid from me. I will NOT remember way too long. Ha.

I am NOT a little proud of her that she is so sneaky. But do not tell her. Notice the not is not a NOT. So that means really do NOT. Did you get that?

I did NOT call my mom on her work phone and explain to her that God gave moms the ..well crud I can not spell it even with spell check..so lets just say the belly button cord..Okay so I did NOT call her work answering machine and say Mom God gave you the belly button cord with me because we are attached and you are 535 miles away ..and there is not one that long....so she needs to come fast.

11 comments:

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

I say don't clean and enjoy the smell as long as it sticks around!!! Pop by my house and you will see that I truly live the belief that cleaning is highly overrated!!

Grace said...

You have got me soooo confused with all those NOTs.... lol

Shannon said...

Yay!!! A NOT ME Monday! And a good one. Now listen....DO NOT CLEAN.. lol ok, I guess at some point it is inevitable but be strong and hold out! :) And if a cleaning fairy comes DON'T SHOOT!!!

Amy B said...

Ha Shannon...I will NEVER shoot the Laundry Fairy...she is my hero..
Hey did you check your e-mail? I answered your facebook question..and it is a crazy one..ha
Love ya girl..do not do too much today...yes that is a order.

April said...

Amy~
I say...hang up that cleaning rag for as long as you can get away with it! :) I must agree with Grace...these NOTS have my head spinning!

Amy B said...

Well now you all have me thinking I am NOT doing my NOT ON MONDAY right..Maybe I am doing my NOT part wrong..when I get back from my Dr appt I will need to go figure it out..maybe not. Ha

Until then No cleaning.

Betty said...

Hey girl... I've been following and praying for you and YOUR FAMILY...
Just have to mention that long hair on men is OK with me...just ask Grace. My Phillip has hair 1/2 way down his back and is a respectable, responsible young man...and for the record...cleaning IS OVER-RATED!!!

misty said...

I love this Not Me Monday...and agree cleaning is overrated!Could you send the laundry fairy my way?lol

E @ Scottsville said...

Okay, I love the 'good grades' just to make you mad. That's FUNNY!

Typial teen!

Peace L♥ve Applesauce said...

Hi There.. Were you talking about the bag with the monogrammed 'C'? I bought the bag from Hobby Lobby, dropped it off at a local shop to get monogrammed & then tied a pretty ribbon around one of the straps. Simple as pie! :)

Peace L♥ve Applesauce said...

AWW, Man- That sucks!
Well, I know that Walmart & Michael's also have the solid colored canvas bags.