Not Me Monday

My Daughter did NOT ask me to help her with a debate paper. She did NOT say to me...Mom is there really illegal aliens? When I said yes there is...she did NOT say where did they come from Mars or the Moon? Wow...it could be a LONG school year..huh?

Cole Tre cuddled up to me and said Mommy you smell so good. I said thank you sweetie. Then he did NOT say Mommy why does Reed smell like a butt. Well Cole..Reed is 16 and a boy and well they smell some days..yes like a butt..

Jimmy did NOT look in his closet and say did you do the laundry or pay someone to do it..Wow that was rude Jimmy. I did NOT tell him I did not pay someone to do it..someone helped me for free. Ha..

Speaking of my DH. Yesterday I started telling him something and as I got a few words into it he said yea yea yea...I said what are you doing. I am not done telling you the story. He did NOT as serious as can be say I was just trying to save you some words. Ummm....why? He did NOT say I just know you use a lot of words in a day...I am going to show him some words..smart butt.

The minute my daughter made Jr high cheerleading I did NOT think woo hoo I am a cheer mom and I need to buy some tuck in the butt jeans. Yes they make those..lol.