Okay many of you have wondered about the panty issue...I seem to have a little history of medical issues and no panties...so I thought I would do a little rerun of a DEC NOT MONDAY..that is about...well yes..panties or lack of..enjoy...lol
1. I did NOT go to a DR appt Friday without any panties on. That would be tacky.
2. I did NOT do this non underwear thing because I hate to do laundry and was thinking this could be some miracle help to save me loads of laundry. NOT ME..lol
3. I did NOT then have a panic when the nurse tells me to strip down and put a gown on because the DR was going to do a test on me.
4. I did NOT have a serious OMG what am I going to do when the nurse said be sure to leave your panties on.
5. I did NOT cringe when she said leave the gown untied in the back. Is she serious? Yep.
6. I then did NOT stand there rubbing my hands over my face saying THINK AMY ..THINK fast. Panic was what comes to my mind.
7.. I then did NOT stand there thinking OMG what in the world am I going to do. And I then did NOT look at some items they had on the cart. There is NO way I would consider trying something with a glove. I am dead serious. I did NOT stand there trying to make it work. Just FYI the Glove would not work. What was I NOT thinking. Panic was getting worse.
8. I then did NOT think maybe I can do something with a sock. And yep..there was no socks on my feet with my flip flops. Dangit. Amy wear the extras...Like underwear ...socks..
.9. I then did NOT just think I needed to go to some type of mental help therapy when I found out that the test would be a shock electrical test where my legs may fly up and down. WHAT? You are NOT serious. Yep. I can see it now. Me no panties on and my legs flying up and down and all around.What was I thinking? Seems like when I got dressed that day I was NOT thinking
.10. I then did NOT think..oh well strip down Amy and be glad you lost almost 95 pounds. It could be worse NOT.
11. I then did NOT think...I have my Not Monday post. NOT ME. HA
12. I did NOT have a split second wonder of did I really Pee Pee on my 4 year old.. I had just woken up and had to check... well things happen. LOL. Oh BTW even if you ask Cole...I really did NOT pee pee on him. LOL
5 comments:
Great list. Too funny. Happy Not Me Monday.
LOL This was so hilarious! I have one for you that I'll share even BEFORE I blog about it. I went to an OB appointment for a pap smear, was taken to the room, given the little paper gown, and asked to get completely undressed and wait on the table. Doc comes in, asks me to put my feet in the stirrups, lifts my paper gown to do the test, and discovers I still have my panties on. My PANTIES!!! That's really the most important garment to remove when having a papsmear done. Ugh! I was mortified. He left the room, gave me another two minutes to get them off and get back on the table, feet in stirrups, and ready for the real deal. That's what becoming a mother of three very little ones'll do to you, I guess. OY!
Hugs,
~Shaye
Hilarious! I will be sure to always keep my panties on from here on out! Great Not Me!
Hahaha! I love it...this post is hilarious!
As a health care worker, I can assure you that that is definitely not the worst they have ever seen & probably didn't think anything about it. Very funny, though. :)
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