I pray for peace for MckMama during this very difficult time Can not wait to hear the wonderful news that sweet Stellan is home and healthy.Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
My cute little 4 year old Cole did NOT come up to me yesterday and say...I am Edward and you can be Bella. But I will not bite your neck. Can we just agree that having a 12 year old sister is wearing off on him?
Speaking of Edward..Ha. I did not go to a wedding this week and sit down at the outside bar. I did NOT sit and have a nice chat with the young cute bartender that could actually be my son. And I did NOT say to him when he took off his hat...OMG you have Edward hair. LMBO. Umm..maybe we should just agree that me having a 12 year old has worn off on me. Ha.
The cute young bartender did NOT then say...well I think that Edward is gay but the girls like him so I accept that I have his hair. Oh..okay...yeah..whatever. Edward gay...are you crazy.
I did NOT go to post this and did not have a little fit when I realised that I did not even have the logo for this because it too is gone from my hard drive.
And if you have not heard the screams of panic from a crazy women at Best Buys last week ..you can read about my meltdown HERE
I am NOT going to tell all of you that I do have a external hard drive here brand new in the box, unopened and not used. I so do NOT suck and I am so NOT furious with myself. Oh and DH too.
Last and well maybe the best...I have this very special friend SHANNON . She is NOT the one who always finds a way to brag to me about her boobs. And I do NOT find myself looking at her pictures to get a glimpse of these boobs she loves so much.
Well my sweet friend kept me company on Facebook chat the other night. I so did NOT vent in detail to her about the hard drive issue. Being the sweet friend she is ..she says well my DH has offered to try to help you get the pictures off of it. So I am thinking well could I get it back from Best buys and let him try. Then I did NOT have a OMG moment.
I did NOT ask her if her DH would have to see the pictures if he could get them to back up. Then I did NOT say well he could see them but not the Jamaica pictures. I then did NOT feel the need to explain that it was a all inclusive resort we went to for my sisters wedding. And I am not going to waste good drinks. She did NOT not let me know she was dying of laughter at my oh no moment..
Now..do not judge us..it was all Jim's fault. Plus heck we have 4 kids.. married 21 years...4 days alone in a resort in a foreign country in the middle of hurricanes..oh yes ..and well I had just lost 95 pounds...you know the saying..what happens in Jamaica stays there..unless you have to pay someone to give you back the pictures..
4 comments:
Amy~
Your sense of humor cracks me up! I love it! I read your post about what happened to your computer and pictures...hope everything gets resolved soon! Sorry about your camera battery getting lost, too! As they say...when it rains, it pours! Hold strong!
You are so cute! I want to see a sexy Edward looking bartender!! LOL Ok, now I do feel too old to be loving the Twilight movie and books. LOL At least your 12 year old and I have something in common. LOL
Hugs,
Kami
You will either be sorely disappointed or very thankful when you do get a good look at THEM. It's slightly possible that I may have exaggerated my, uh, womanly curves. However, rest assured that I will continue to make comments about said curves. So is this where I tell you that the other day my hubby said to me, "Wow, with that scar (you know, the lovely 12" down the middle of my chest) you almost look like you have cleavage from a certain angle." Umm...thanks darling....I think I hear the couch calling your name.
I borrowed a couple Twilight books from Angie today. We'll see....
Amy I love this post!!! You are too funny!!
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