Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Where Did She Hide The Pink?

So get this...you know my sweet loving daughter? You know the one who loves me oh so much..the one who would do anything to make me feel better? Her name is Emily Grace. She rubs my back and sometimes she washes my hair in the sink for me..she has even offered to shave my legs..that scares me...cause I swear she has this look of...ha I have Pre PMS on her face when she says she wants to shave them..so I say no thank you sweetie..
Okay back to my story...so by now all of you are think how sweet and loving Miss Emily is right? I bet you are thinking there is nothing she would not do to make her mama feel better..right? I mean I did carry her for 9 months and gave birth to her..well..you know yadda yadda yadda...

Do you know what the that pre teen brat did...oops..I mean do you know what that sweet oh so loving daughter of mine did? She hid her PINK Victoria Secret body wash from me. She got it for Christmas and I had been using it in the bath. And she hid it from me so I could not use it. Now let me just add that this child uses everything I own including trying to wear my jeans which is too funny to see...so how freaking dare her hide her PINK body wash from me. She mentioned something the other day about how much she liked it and I said I liked it too and she said..I can tell you smell like you have been using it..Ha..now it is gone..hidden...I have looked and looked. How dare her. I have a good mind to wake her up and make her tell me where my PINK is...I mean where her PINK is...what happened to us sharing?
People...where did I go wrong? Did I not teach her how to share? She knows I need that PINK body wash..Now I am thinking she is grounded..
There I said it..and now you know...she is NOT being nice...lol.
Yes I just told on my 12 year old..and if I do not get the pink body wash soon..I am just NOT going to bathe...that will teach her..Ha..
I am going to let my pain pill work and to try let this go..ha.

9 comments:

Shannon said...

You are cracking me up!!!

Lisa said...

Too funny. That girl is smart (lol).

Aspiemom said...

Thanks for the laugh, Amy!

Lighthouse Prayer Line said...

Awesome!

On a more serious note, if you get the opportunity, please pray for the prayer requests on our main page.

Keep looking to Jesus!

Mark Seay
www.LighthousePrayerLine.org

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Amy you kill me! I so will buy you a bottle and ship it over it helps keep the piece :). LOL

Unknown said...

hahah - my girls TOOK my gilly hicks perfume cause they liked it so much and siad it was weird their mother smelled like a store@!!!! how's that for being brats???!!!!!! hope you are back in the PINK soon!!!! xox... annie

April said...

Oh, that little stinker! I can't believe she's hidden the "pink stuff" from you...how sneaky! Oh, you have to crack the code and find out where she's keeping the stash! Good luck to ya...keep us updated!!!

misty said...

That is too funny! I love it!

Savvy-Motherhood said...

Too funny! I needed that laugh.