Sunday, January 25, 2009

Not Me Monday


I have NOT had thoughts about canceling a test this week and rescheduled it because I can not have caffeine for two days before it. I have NOT thought that maybe next week would be a better week to not have my diet coke. I am NOT addicted to my diet coke. I am NOT really.

I did NOT look down at my yoga pants last week in a DR appt and notice they were inside out. I did NOT know for sure that minute that the DR knew my pants were inside out. What in the world is happening to me? Can you imagine how duh I felt for the rest of the appt? Oh I am in control...NOT ...LOL
So then I did NOT spend the rest of the appt trying to figure out if I should say excuse me I need to go to the restroom and take them off to change them inside right or leave them alone. I then did NOT replay how fast I would need to walk to get by her for her to NOT see the pants inside out. Did I mention that I am feeling in control of everything...NOT. So do you think I left the pants inside out or did the excuse me DR I need to go potty?

I did NOT get disappointed when the dogs did not decided to help clean up where Cole had gotten sick the other night. I had put him in the bathtub after he had thrown up for I am not sure how many times. I did NOT want to get Cole out of the tub and see that the dogs had cleaned up the mess. I mean my dogs who will and do eat eat everything did not even go near it. NOT that I would ever want them to do that because I KNOW that would be gross and I would NOT want them to do that to help me ...Gross I know. But my gosh they seem to love the cat box. Okay I am just saying.

I am NOT excited that this is the first NOT me in a few weeks.

11 comments:

Sparcam said...

Too relatable for me~ And the dogs in the cat box...WHY do they do it??

*Keli* said...

hahahaha! I love this list! And why do dogs like to eat stuff like that??? It makes me sick! xo

April said...

Your post today made me laugh...definitely some things we can all relate to! Hope you have a great Monday!

Lisa said...

Yoga pants...I am rotfl-ing.... you are cute.

Anonymous said...

I am so NOT excited for the NOT me monday, too!

I had that same stomach bug as Cole this weekend. Not as sick, though. Guess it is making its rounds through the county!

You do make my brain hurt some NOT mondays. I had to think real hard and read it again later to figure out the dogs wouldn't clean it up! Probably a good thing, or then the dogs would have to be cleanted up afterward, too!

I am putting this in as anonymous because I can't remember my password!

God is good, all the time!
Love you lots,
ESKE

Melissa said...

I haven't managed to put my pants on inside out but I have managed to wear my shirt on inside out.

I would suspect any doctor worth their salt has seen things like that a million times. :)

And sheesh, why can't the dogs come through when you really need them!

Tink said...

Ha! A couple of funnies...I certainly laughed at your thought of having the dogs eat the vomit! I so-so would have had a similar thought! I love these posts...they make me feel human! Thanks for sharing!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

That is too funny about your yoga pants...at least you gave the dr something to chuckle about later (maybe? is that a plus?)

AmberP said...

Ohhhhh sweet Amy!
I think we are all losing it these days!
Hang in there my friend (and canceling a test because of lack of caffeine is SO something I would do!)

misty said...

Too funny!Have a nice day!

E said...

Oh my goodness! I can NOT imagine hoping the dogs would clean it for you. As bad as I wouldn't want to clean it,I can't imagine the thought of the dogs....

EWWWw, can't even take my brain to that place!!! Ewwwwwwww!

ha ha ha

Great Not Me's!